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77,224 notes“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
To the fake, lazy motherf*ckers who don’t acknowledge your existence until they want to copy your homework…
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55,793 notes‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD.
141,110 noteswibblywobblyrandomyfandomystuff:
I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.
He doesn’t have a car.
He lives 10 miles away.
He ran.
MARRY HIM
DING DONG THOSE ARE FUCKING WEDDING BELLS IN THE DISTANCE
ILL PLAN THE WEDDING
141,110 notesI have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.
He doesn’t have a car.
He lives 10 miles away.
He ran.
MARRY HIM
64,398 notesi just get this really strong feeling that obama can quote mean girls
